Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, the geniuses over at Bravo thought it would be a great idea to do a Twitter feed. And it is a great idea, except they’re bringing back our favorite bonehead for the first one.

Orli Ninjamaster reports:
Bravo now has a Top Chef Twitter feed featuring a different former TC contestant each week dishing on the competition. Tonight, Top Chef Chicago contestant Spike Mendelsohn will be live tweeting the Season 5 premiere.

Thanks, Orli… Uh, I think.

Spike? Are you kidding me? Come to think of it, I’ll probably tune into it for full douche-baggery. (That’s right, new words made up for you right here on AwK.) Here’s the montage of stupid hats we did for him during last season’s restaurant wars challenge.

Don’t forget to tune in tonight for the premiere of Season 5! Spike McCan’tCook optional!