Miss Macchiato has been busy posting about food of all things, so it falls to me yet again to dissect this week’s Top Chef. The guest judge was Grant Achatz of Alinea, which was rated the #1 restaurant in the country. The French Laundry finished 3rd that year. I have mad hyperbole skillz but even I am not up to the task of telling you how cool Grant Achatz is. I know molecular gastronomy is a term on the outs these days, but whatever you want to call it, he was doing it a long time ago, and better than almost anyone.
This is called Hot Potato. It is a cold potato and truffle soup, served in a paraffin wax bowl. There is a skewer through the bowl with a hot potato, a chive, parmesan cheese, a black truffle and one (1) salt flake. You pull the pin out and the hot potato meets the cold potato soup. Tell me that’s not the coolest thing you’ve ever seen. Yeah? Ok, how about this:
That? Oh that’s just rhubarb. Seven different textures of rhubarb. There are 13 different components to that dish. That’s one course. The tasting tour has 25 courses. Oh and he beat cancer, I almost forgot that part.
What kind? Oh it was tongue cancer. Yep, he was just your average chef with tongue cancer who went to every doctor he could find and they all told him he would either lose his tongue or die. He enrolled in a clinical trial that gave him experimental treatment. He couldn’t taste anything at all, and his face and neck were burned from the chemo and radiation. He was finally pronounced cancer free the following December. And Grant’s proudest accomplishment? He only missed about 6 days of work. Yeah he worked at the restaurant the whole time, so his employees would know he was still there for them.
SO IF GRANT TELLS YOU THAT YOUR BANANA SMORE THING IS CRAP YOU SAY “THANK YOU SIR, I’M SORRY I HAVE FAILED YOU.” AND THEN YOU TAKE OUT YOUR WAKIZASHI AND PLUNGE IT INTO YOUR BELLY AND HOPE YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO CUT UP INTO YOUR HEART SO IT WILL BE A MEANINGFUL DEATH AND YOU DIE!!
So the quickfire they made recipes from the Top Chef cookbook (product plug) which was ok but it would have been cooler if they did it from the Alinea cookbook which I will hyperlink for another product plug but they probably could not have handled it because it’s friggin’ impossible and then no wait you’re making soup ok whatever and Leah wins and she picks all the best people to be on her team and all they come up with funny team names well not really and they are cooking Thanksgiving for the Foo Fighters who are very cool and you should buy their new album (product plug trois) but it’s not really Thanksgiving because they are cooking outside in New York and it’s not snowing and they are playing the concert across from MM’s work “HI MM!” and Richard makes a banana smore with no burnt sugar and loses and goes home the end.